Hello there, I'm Kiwi. I'm going to be posting whatever I damn well please.

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

Apr 19th at 12PM / via: oliveracedavis / op: waluigiology / reblog / 215,761 notes

twenyonepilots:

I really don’t think you understand how much I really really really really appreciate twenty one pilots

beerito:

*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*

twentyoneaddicts:

I find it hard to hide it my pride is no longer inside, it’s on my sleeve and my skin will scream reminding me of who I killed inside my dream.

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twentyoneaddicts:

I find it hard to hide it my pride is no longer inside, it’s on my sleeve and my skin will scream reminding me of who I killed inside my dream.

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

Apr 19th at 12PM / via: earth-to-charlotte / op: kaalashnikov / reblog / 439,120 notes

(Source: hoechlin-obrien)

Apr 19th at 12PM / via: fyesdylanobrien / op: hoechlin-obrien / reblog / 15,716 notes

A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid.

(Source: rubyredwisp)

Apr 19th at 12PM / via: ainokiseki / op: rubyredwisp / reblog / 11,676 notes
  • person: do you have tumblr?
  • me: yes
  • person: whats your url?
  • me: no
Apr 19th at 12PM / via: fueled-by-twentyonepilots / op: maccaheartney / reblog / 250,762 notes

ineedtobefixed:

so tonight, tyler was trying to give a speech and the crowd was screaming so loud that he just stopped talking and backed away from the microphone and smiled so big. he just stayed quiet and looked out into the sold out crowd and smiled the biggest smile i’ve ever seen and made the band logo with his fingers and the crowd mirrored it back to him. it looked like he was having one of those moments where he really realized the incredible things that band is capable of.

scarygodmother:

Apparently this is an actual thing Jeremy Renner does to warm up for a scene. Tom Cruise saw him doing it and made the director put it in the movie.

(Source: lawyerupasshole)

Apr 19th at 12PM / via: rumlow / op: lawyerupasshole / reblog / 36,827 notes

“Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.”

S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: modernmethadone)

Apr 19th at 12PM / via: vodkacupcakes / op: modernmethadone / reblog / 176,632 notes